Regretfully,

I never could juggle. Why it was a Physical Education unit, I didn't understand. "This week: dodgeball. Next week: juggling...?" It only ever took a few days to remind me. After that week, my quads burned and my knees killed. The cycle was this: juggle two balls. Check. Juggle three balls. Drop them all. Run, bend, and squat to retrieve all three balls from various corners of the expansive brick gym.
I learned to stick with scarves. Juggling scarves makes me want to run away to the circus. I just might, with those mad skills.
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Cool picture, no? There's more where that came from.
